Alumni 'Till You Die!

Alumni get-togethers... what wonderful opportunities to meet with old friends and rivals, classmates and teachers, old flames and, uh, well, you get where we're going here.  Please join us and some of our other alma mater for this year's CramFore College Alumni Dinner, and an evening we are all sure not to forget anytime soon.  Some of CramFore's more famous graduates (or almost graduates) have promised to attend, like the Pulitzer prize winning novelist, a Broadway actress and, of course, the most famous of all CramFore grads, the Rock Singer, Quasar!  Who knows what could happen when this bunch gets back together after all these years... especially since they were all here around the same time... hmmm... I wonder if they knew each other... or about each other... or what they knew about each other... uh oh... I do remember a few little incidents back then... Oh boy, this is gonna be great!!!