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HOMICIDES! 

Come One, Come All!  We upstanding citizens of Hysteria Lane (and a few with a bit more dubious reputations) are gathering this evening for a talent show to honor our retiring Chief of Police.  We’re also donating the ticket proceeds to help poor Chief Smirnoff get a much needed liver transplant – but enough about his sad situation.  It’s time for fun and good feuds…oops, we mean good food.  And if we know our hostess, Monica Monarch, (which most of us unfortunately do), there’ll also be a few surprises.  Pleasant ones, of course. But please don't mention the way Monica’s late husband died. That’s a touchy subject... and maybe for more than just her?  But enough about her tragic past. It's time for fun and good...well, you know the routine! Just come enjoy the talent show and help the Chief solve a mystery…oops, we mean get a new liver.  Anyway… hope to see  you there! 

Desperate Homicides Cast