Everyone’s invited to the Memorial dinner for (former) TV Anchorman, the late Scoop Blooper. Being given by his “grieving” widow, Beulah Bell, in attendance will be all of the KAOS-TV personalities, as well as many of Scoop’s closest friends (if he had any). Anyway, we’re hoping to give Scoop a pleasant, uneventful send-off. But just in case we don’t, we can use all the witnesses we can get!!! You know, with
egos and lawsuits and all....
