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Yer Invited! All of the Hawg Holler townsfolk are abuzz with talk about Pansy Pearl Rube's upcoming wedding to longtime sweetie, Buster Buzz Doolittle. It's gonna be the fanciest toodoo anybody's ever seen, according to Pansy's Ma, Ruby. After all, it is the first event to be held in Hawg Holler's brand spankin' new Community Center that they built with that disaster relief grant money that the Mayor got 'em. Please join us as we celebrate the hall and the weddin' (non-shotgun type). And, this fer sure outta settle that 20 year old feud twixt the Rube's and the Doolittle's...right??? And, fer sure nothing could go wrong with Pansy Pearl's weddin'...Oh, fer sure not! Uh, could y'all please come? We jest might be needin' some impartial witnesses! |
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